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UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS FA-18 FIGHTER - Awesome has a new flavor.


TAGS: united states marine corps fighter jet awesome flavor
Rating: 4.32/5

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Zed - November 23, 2009, 6:31 pm
5 lions, Todd, 5 lions.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 2:05 pm
EPIC!!! Forwarding this to all hands at the air station.


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -




TALENT - The ability to spot a woman in a bikini at 3 nautical miles can't be taught in flight school.




J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




YOU JUST FALL OFF -


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)


STAR SCREAM - You've FAILED me again....


TAGS: decipticons floatsam jetsam transformers megatron
Rating: 4.15/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
I belive that it will leave a scar xD


TOMCAT - The single most recognized fighter ever. FOR A REASON


TAGS: tomcat navy military jet
Rating: 3.53/5

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Vanner - September 14, 2013, 6:07 pm
I would have thought the Spitfire or the P51 was the most recognised fighter plane. The Tomcat, probably the most recognised jet fighter..
AirStryke - February 14, 2010, 2:42 am
Well, with compliment of the Phoenix Missile, the Tomcat wasn't seen. But when it is seen, it is instantly recognized
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:44 am
Atually, with a compliment of Phoenix missiles, they are not recognized as often as bandits might hope.


COFFEE BREAK - Even on Christmas Eve, you've got to take a break sometime.




2010 DEFENSE BUDGET - Due to the economic downturn, F-22 stealth technology will now be replaced by a more cost efficient model.


TAGS: economy usaf air force f 22 jet plane car
Rating: 2.57/5

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Guitboxer - July 29, 2009, 8:07 pm
Sorry for being a douche, but those are F-15 tailfins
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:05 pm
Thanks too Nobamma. The worlds a safer place yeah right bitch.


COULD BE A LONG HIKE -


TAGS: jet outof fuel
Rating: 4.89/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:21 pm

the curse of the spray of coffee through my nose....returns. epic Airman
Verdeckt - September 26, 2011, 7:56 am
...See what happens when you outsource defence contracts
LilyJ - September 26, 2011, 3:23 am
spelled "you're" wrong...
Greeny - September 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
The HUD needs 5erviced


INES SAINZ - Come on, how could you not sexually harass that? Go Jets!


TAGS: ny jets ines sainz
Rating: 3.95/5

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rerun - September 13, 2010, 9:49 pm

She has a nice figure and I am sure people find her pretty, just to me not attractive
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
I've never seen the front....and I don't care to.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 9:33 pm

My guess is that it is spectacular...it has to be, she us butt ugly (no pun intended her) in my opinion
MrRandom - September 13, 2010, 9:33 pm
Maybe hes just a tits man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
Why'd you have to ruin it for everyone Rerun?
rerun - September 13, 2010, 9:10 pm

I have to wonder if it is as nice in its natural state
fasteddie - September 13, 2010, 9:08 pm
That may just be the a$$ all others are judged by....


LAWYER'S CAR -


TAGS: shark jet fear
Rating: 4.69/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:44 pm
Nice, 5L


SCOPOPHOBIA -


TAGS: fear being stared at spray jet judgemental
Rating: 4.54/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:02 am
And when it's pin-point accuracy was most called upon to shoot, to help clear-up the mess I saw before me... blocking my view... it's eyes froze-over, blocking any emission it could make until they were cleared by natures efforts or mine.
steph1 - April 3, 2011, 12:06 pm
and instantly froze in total shock
CaptainBaked - April 3, 2011, 12:03 pm
It looks like that little sucker just saw me naked..
Cloudchaser - April 3, 2011, 11:39 am
Looks like a hood/bonnet mounted windshield washer sprayer


CHAOTIC GOOD - because rules are for the morally gray.


TAGS: jethro gibbs ncis alignment
Rating: 3.26/5

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Cubbybear - December 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Gibbs is a real man's man


REMEMBER KIDS - A guy in a jet Will always beat A guy on a camel


TAGS: jet vs camel
Rating: 3.92/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:22 am
An oldie but goodie!!


JET JAGUAR'S THUMBS UP - The only seal of approval you need.




WE SIGNED WHO?!?! -


TAGS: tebow jets sanchez
Rating: 3.94/5

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spcbruce89 - March 25, 2012, 4:53 pm
some tebow dude denver didnt want him


EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - It's not enough that your ass is so huge, but you had to bring a monkey to a public park? Honestly, Patricia!


TAGS: seurat park jettee sunday monkey bustle
Rating: 3.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2012, 2:45 am
Nobody ever comes around at 2 AM anymore....
caveman - December 16, 2011, 1:47 am
Over 6000 comments!!! WTF
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 11:24 pm
It's Motitwist, not Big Rock Candy Mountain, nor is it your pre-teen summer camp.... so, although there will be no smores, you can rest assured that there also won't be any camp counsellors who refer to you as canteen boy.
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 9:04 pm
Will there be smores?
agdaniele - March 30, 2011, 8:08 pm
I'm going to set up camp at motitwist, but want to shoot a quick hello to the crew, the esteemed 2%ers, and those noobs who I've had the pleasure to interact with!
agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 11:09 pm
Take it easy, space.
spacedog - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm
Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure chatting. Till next time, cheers.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2011, 11:14 am
I think the comment system isn't working here...
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:39 am
Down, but not out, my friends. Peace and love!
pzykosiz - March 10, 2011, 2:22 am
Looks like we've only got the first thousand comments instead of the last thousand now.
ICEMAN - March 10, 2011, 1:18 am
Who stole the regulars?
ICEMAN - March 9, 2011, 11:35 pm
Truer words were never said
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
my mind is full of fuck because of what you just said.
showmeone - February 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
...because of burnt grass & the smell of sulfide gas ??
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 2:37 pm
Yep, hardly find more than 1 person online when I'm on...
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 12:37 pm
It's beginning to look a lot like Cheezburger around here. Spread it too thin and all substance is lost.
agdaniele - February 4, 2011, 12:32 am
Why do I bother drinking Guinness? It's not enough that we welcomed the squirt gun from the island of misfit toys... but nobody is around to chat with, either? Christ, this place...
agdaniele - January 14, 2011, 2:46 am
Mooooo, it's been a pleasure.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:54 am
no worries, I am about to bail
Claire - December 29, 2010, 1:37 am
That's cool. I'd get on but I'm at my grandparents' and there's very little privacy.
5150monkeylove - December 29, 2010, 1:12 am
Just kickin back on vent
Claire - December 29, 2010, 12:29 am
How is everyone tonight?
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
that*
Claire - December 19, 2010, 9:58 pm
I'm not really sure what the means, but it sounds like fun.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
I know... I've got a life or something. Scary!
Claire - December 19, 2010, 8:56 pm
Thanks, Ag. Long time no see.
agdaniele - December 19, 2010, 8:35 pm
Nice to see you around, Claire... you're doing some fine work. Hope all is well.
agdaniele - December 18, 2010, 2:23 pm
Catch you later 5150... this ain't my scene.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:56 am
guess you bailed. anybody else breathing?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:20 am
I didnt get a vacation this year, it's not a big deal
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:19 am
other 1/2 is sending you a message for an opinion
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:15 am
That sounds good. I have my last final tomorrow and then it's Christmas break.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:14 am
and a xmas miracle for the family. better than turkey day
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:13 am
alive and well. new shift 4 10's. more crap to deal with daily, but more days off
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
Claire - December 17, 2010, 12:12 am
Pretty good. Yourself?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:58 pm
yep. so how you doing?
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:50 pm
I bet well all just got troll'd.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:47 pm
Halloween (rob zombie version) The perfect storm of genetics and environment to produce the perfect psychopath
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:45 pm
that kind of crazy was no accident.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:44 pm
it did. I just thought I would bring on another encore before I quit.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:43 pm
It's like she would accidentally hit the caps lock button periodically while she was typing and was too lazy to fix it.
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:42 pm
Oh Jesus lol. That got on my nerves. As if RANDOM words and CHAractERs need UNNECESSARY emphaSIS.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:40 pm
but CRAZYCHAT will NEVer DIE!!!!! (AAAAhahahahaaaaaa)
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:39 pm
I can now move on to another topic.... there are only so many posters you can do about llamas and spewing filth before it gets old
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:37 pm
I figured as much. i am lucky, laptop has built in mic as well as my other 1/2s
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:36 pm
The llama was eliminated. No, I don't have Vent. ): No mic yet.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:34 pm
are you on the vent thingy?
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:33 pm
has the llama been shaved? It seems like it is hiding from our cold reception
Claire - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
Well that's good.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 11:32 pm
DOING goood
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 5:09 pm
speaking of dramallamas.... It has been quiet lately since the "cowboy up" discussion
Claire - December 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Moo+ is the kind of guy where your feelings for him come later- in the form of Stockholm Syndrome.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
Hey look over there!!!!!!What?...that's how I woo.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:56 pm
I told you I am allergic to aggressive anal rape. (doesn't matter how I know) you will have to woo me first.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:34 pm
Wait, I'm not Gay...(but I'd still assrape 51, just to teach him a lesson. (even though he's been taught before and still craves the cock)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:32 pm
you say that now, but come over sometime....you;ll be walking funny for months........And I'm going to visit family, You won't understand 5150, since you were raised by skunks.
5150monkeylove - December 16, 2010, 3:27 pm
Just helping you out and giving you something to aspire to. I never knew you would feel shame and run away for the weekend. PS...don't kill yourself, there are midgets who love smaller guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 3:25 pm
FYI guys...I'm going away for the weekend, I'll be back Sunday night, So, Now's a good time to stop sending me pics of your junk. @5150....That was mostly aimed at you.
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
hey all!
forseti - December 14, 2010, 5:19 pm
GCS looks like DonScorpione got a new middle initial...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 10:09 am
Sorry, You're "goat cheese sammich" for now....GCS for short.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 10:07 am
Yes sir mister mooo ( can you call me biz for the day)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 9:31 am
don't you get it Hammy?...You are whatever I say you are. If I call you a goat cheese sammich, you're a goat cheese sammich.
Hawamleh - December 14, 2010, 9:02 am
why am I called the moti-virgin? anyway how about I call you daddy?(you too claire)
5150monkeylove - December 14, 2010, 1:15 am
oookaaayyyy..... anyways Hi all!
Claire - December 13, 2010, 8:42 pm
Masturbation doesn't count as sexual deviancy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 8:40 pm
Big words from The Moti-Virgin.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 7:03 pm
Come on, you have no basis to not call me daddy, I am obviously superior to you in sexual deviancy, so you must call me daddy.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 6:31 pm
That's why I started with a new nick...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:10 pm
So, Hammy made his 1000th post. But he did it by commenting on everything with no regard for content. I'll never call him Greybeard..(or Daddy)
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:29 pm
didn't hurt as much as they said it would.
pzykosiz - December 13, 2010, 5:22 pm
did you have to get a cesarian for that?
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 5:00 pm
just finished writing my play :D it's in Arabic, but still I'm proud of my child.
forseti - December 13, 2010, 4:30 pm
Don't mess with Don Scorpione... The amount of accidents is raising.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 4:17 pm
I meant it as a joke as in if I post next he takes me out... sounded better in my head.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 4:06 pm
It wasn't a joke. Who didn't get what? I hope you'll be smarter next time.
Hawamleh - December 13, 2010, 3:32 pm
I got banned for a day, that's why i was missing, apparently Grey didn't really get my joke :(
forseti - December 13, 2010, 10:13 am
Hawa is nervous because there are only 5 postings left to his first beard stubble... ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:48 am
I have a few min before i have to play dress up for work.
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:44 am
so where is Hammy? Haven't seen a forum post from him in over a day... maybe he finally caught his elusive femme
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:39 am
Sometimes they do, barring the inane rantings of some
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:36 am
ROFL... yeah, you're right. The comments count! But I uploaded poster #300 today (of course with a 300 picture) and got this nice score. And I passed a big part of my exams last week. So I'm pretty happy right now ;)
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:32 am
since he sold the van, privacy is harder to come by
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:31 am
well deserved, sir. I myself stopped worrying about my scores since the anonymous voting, and some other folks on here with issues
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:29 am
That's why you and Chompers were missing for about an hour at motifake convention last weekend?
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:27 am
THANK YOU btw! Rude forseti...
5150monkeylove - December 13, 2010, 9:26 am
Its my fault... I find clowns and herpes both really funny subjects....Now both together was 5 perfect storms
forseti - December 13, 2010, 9:22 am
Good morning, America! Great day (for)²-seti! First time a 5.0 in my top10. 20 minutes I guess. But who cares...
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 9:56 am
it double posted for some odd reason.
Hawamleh - December 12, 2010, 7:25 am
smn on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:42 am
A warning for low voting.....M. is working on it, Patience is a virtue my friend.
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 2:39 am
warning for what?
TheTrashHeap - December 12, 2010, 12:49 am
I just voted twice and got a warning?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
lol! Not quite.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:20 am
howdy claire! You curving bullets yet?
Claire - December 10, 2010, 12:19 am
Hello everyone.
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2010, 12:13 am
Hi ice
ICEMAN - December 9, 2010, 11:47 pm
And you still have a sense of humor?


PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


ZAMBONI VS F22 RAPTOR -


TAGS: fighter jet zamboni
Rating: 4.69/5

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Aurielius - August 19, 2015, 4:52 pm
Civilians are clueless.
guyfox - June 19, 2011, 2:08 am
excellent


SMOKE ANGELS - Courtesy of the US Air Force.


TAGS: air force fighter pilot jet missile vortex smoke angel
Rating: 3.31/5

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lesterinside - January 29, 2010, 8:47 pm
More Taxes to support US Airforce Artist Association.


BRIGHT COLORS IN NATURE -


TAGS: colors nature jet kill
Rating: 3.64/5

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Edu - September 19, 2009, 11:47 pm
Flight Simulator X FTW! ha i remember having this plane but it got deleted somehow... anyway... wrong topic... great one lol


RULES - You probably should have made nine of them.


TAGS: swords assignment jet li fight club
Rating: 4.55/5

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Woodywood03a - January 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
Sweet, very sweet
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 8:48 am
Now he's joining the dead club. LMAO!!! 5L
MustyK - January 13, 2010, 5:50 am
Love It.....5 L's.
R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 11:59 am
I'm sorry, BOTH movies?
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:56 pm
Excellent poster Pro, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 8:17 pm
5 Kobiasi's
Preacher Man - January 9, 2010, 7:44 pm
Hidden cameras? That explains the federal warrant and the angry mob!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:03 pm
The cameras are a mandatory and integral part of the Motifake experience.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 7:02 pm
It's in the Motifake "terms and conditions," in REALLY small print.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:59 pm
You have camera's in my house? OH GOD!
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:57 pm
pff. You act like you don't know about the spy cameras.
Joshy8632 - January 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
I just watched BOTH of These movies the other day! Creepy.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 6:48 pm
Fuckin' brilliant! lol "Ain't no rule that says I can't fillet your ass!" 5/5
sickartist - January 9, 2010, 6:43 pm
There is always a loophole. 5L


PRUDENCE - Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.




AC-130 SPECTRE - When "F--- YOU!" Just doesn't cut it




LEAVING ON A JET PLANE -




BLACKLIONS - I always think of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ when I see American Airpower... wonder what the Taliban thinks of?


TAGS: blacklions taliban jets
Rating: 4/5

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
5l, THIS IS COOL
Chillax - January 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
Sorry I missed the "i" at least I got Al Qaeda right. Even with the missing "i", thought it was a great improvement over previous commenter's spelling.
DreMagnum - January 29, 2010, 10:45 am
Most military men know how to spell "Taliban"
bonefish - January 29, 2010, 10:39 am
Maybe not effective all the time but there is nothing more satisfying then watching the look on Talban or Al Qaeda terrorist’s face and the sh*t stain on his pants from the precision laser guided JDAM videotape as they see it coming from about 100 feet.
Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:55 am
i dont recon they think a lot TBH, all the air power in the world doesnt sem to have stopped them. you cant fight fanaticism from an arm chair ar 40,000 feet. ;)
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:08 pm
Stingers I suspect


WTF!! - Brett FAVRE throws out the first pitch at the MINNESOTA TWINS game. I still love you FAVRE.




JET LI - If we were in Hong Kong you'd be dead right now




PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: jet flying black person pilot
Rating: 3.73/5

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LikeNoOther - May 15, 2011, 8:00 am
I actually said pilot, still nice one. 5L's


MY FIRST TIME - jetski style




JETHRO TULL - Sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent.....




SOVJET AMRY SQAUD - In Sovjet Russia, this is our smallest Squadsize


TAGS: army sovjet russia
Rating: 1.76/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:53 am
This is the Tsarist Army from World War 1.
hjbookman - April 6, 2009, 10:57 am
LMAO @ Fuckstick
barockeva - February 19, 2009, 4:42 pm
In Soviet Russia, words misspell YOU!!!
that guy - February 10, 2009, 9:16 pm
WTF is Sovjet??? do you mean Soviet
Jim - January 20, 2009, 10:36 am
Amry? what the fuck is an "Amry"?


you think premium is expensive -




promises - promises -




$50,000 PER HOUR -


TAGS: cool jets
Rating: 3.57/5

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ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:08 pm
Thx Mr. Timebomb!
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 8:54 pm
Ronsart, once again, a master piece.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 8:53 pm
One of the best aircrafts ever built. Go Skunk Works. Mach 5 points for the work. Great job.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 8:44 am
Ah yes! The Udvar-Hazy Center...it is AMSOME indeed gentlemen!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 7, 2009, 1:55 am
I've seen that. It's awesome. The same place also has the Space Shuttle Enterprise, which is also awesome.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 12:57 am
They have an SR-71 on display at the Air and Space Museum annex in Virginia (near Dulles airport). You can walk all around it and over the back on a catwalk. Very impressive.
ThePirate - March 21, 2009, 11:16 pm
I got to walk around one parked at an air show at McClellan AFB in Sacaramento... still remember it
asdf - March 21, 2009, 11:09 pm
There was a time where, if you were within a few yards of this, you'de be on the ground with guns pointed at your head. I actualy got to see one up close and personal just the other day. This was easily my fave cold war plane.
Bob from Toronto - February 20, 2009, 10:55 am
I heard of at least 1, one star general, who disagrees with the SR-71 having all of its capabilities been replaced by satellites.
BoneCD - February 16, 2009, 6:32 am
Pure genius...greatest spy plane ever built. To bad satellite spying rendered it obsolete!


WHEELIE TIME!!! - [email protected] YEAH!!!!




EXTREME CASE OF BRINGING YOUR WORK HOME..?? - Or someone who failed Pilot School..?? Atleast they are members of the faux 'mile high club'..!!




HE'S A PATRIOT NOW. - Welcome to the Dark Side, Shaun Ellis...




TIM TEBOW - Getting into the "TIM TEBOW" busines, is the problems Don't start until after you sign him. Once you have him, YOU HAVE TO PLAY HIM.




Welcome to America -


TAGS: skedaddle bounce vamoose ondalay jet
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:53 am

LOL...nailed it


I love rock and roll -


TAGS: joan jett
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 12, 2013, 4:51 am
lol


Jet Jockies -




WHAT THE? - I only turned my back for a second to talk to Joe! I could've SWORE it was just here...


TAGS: invisible jet
Rating: 4/5

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Anonymous2 - June 13, 2010, 1:37 pm
Someone call 911, that guy's stealing Wonder Woman's invisible plane!
MasterMachine - June 12, 2010, 9:59 pm
lol, good one.
Spades - June 12, 2010, 5:42 pm
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you rerun!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 5:26 pm

see PM please
rerun - June 12, 2010, 5:25 pm

don't sweat it too much. I find a lot of material on news sites. As long as you can handle the "hazing" that comes with being new and using pics that have been used you will be OK.
Spades - June 12, 2010, 5:20 pm
Thanks. I have to admit, it's tough to find a picture that HASN'T been used yet!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 5:18 pm

different take on an older pic. nice


REAL HEROES -




IF THEY CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON -


TAGS: blue screen calendar pop tart jet pack toast
Rating: 3.75/5

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SteveFurlong - July 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
My favorite Blue Screen story is about the USS Yorktown, which used NT to control ship operations ... and had to be towed back to port when that fine Microsoft product barfed. I hope the admiral in charge of procurement got a kick right in the balls.
EmilioDumphque - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Shoulda got an iToast.
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:50 am
*B u t t e r*
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 10:49 am
HA! 5 Butter knives heading your way.


Brett FAVRE -


TAGS: football jets vikings
Rating: 3.67/5

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MissPriss - October 26, 2013, 12:07 am
Share this over at sporting breakdown site too.


WILLKOMMEN - Bienvenue Welcome C'mon in


TAGS: jet blue
Rating: 3.63/5

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440wakeup - August 16, 2010, 8:29 pm
A gay man threw a hissy fit


WHEN YOU'RE A JET, YOU'RE A JET - All the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day.




HOLD ON NANCY -




THE THRILL OF FLIGHT... -




BUNGLE - IN THE JUNGLE




STATISTICALLY - Flying is the safest way to travel!


TAGS: air planes jets travel humor
Rating: 2.48/5

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uh oh - November 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
brown alert coming up


BRETT THE JET - Epic fail and nothing else


TAGS: brett jets fail epic
Rating: 2.13/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Brett Farve is the greatest thing to ever happen to football! Even if he has declined in these latter years, the man is still a living legen! Good day!


AIRBUS A380 - the most badass plane ever built


TAGS: airbus a380 plane air travel jet
Rating: 1.54/5
Cheech - May 23, 2009, 12:32 pm
I would say the most badass commuter plane. The most badass plane ever has got to be the F-22 Raptor.
Mr. Shiny - April 3, 2009, 4:08 am
Gentle and graceful? Ha! I have gone to the airport and personally watched it eat hundreds of people myself. The beast keeps taking more and more in until it is satisfied then it just flies off. It eventually comes back to feed again, but is always late.
anonymouse - April 1, 2009, 10:20 am
If i ever get to ride on it i'll probably be get a window over the wing
WTF - January 6, 2009, 12:44 pm
WRONG! The A-10 Warthog is the most bad-ass plane ever built! The A380 is a gentle and graceful giant.


BELIEVE - WELL YOU CAN'T SEE AIR EITHER




TWA - towards the end, it looked like this


TAGS: twa airlines planes jets
Rating: 1.24/5
Geek - August 5, 2008, 4:48 pm
Do they serve TWA-Tea on those flights ?
K-Ro - July 30, 2008, 1:41 am
Looked like a DC-9 or American airlines?


Project Cancelled -


TAGS: jet roller coaster project cancelled
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 21, 2015, 11:12 am
what olds said
Oldsod - February 21, 2015, 11:09 am
How'd I miss this? Fantastic!
JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:31 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:38 pm
Okay, who farted?!!!!!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 4:10 pm
Did Richard Branson buy it out? Seems to be right up his alley. 5L


Famous Last Words - Jet -


TAGS: famous last words jetfighter try
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 28, 2015, 3:56 pm
Thanks, guys :)
mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:51 pm
What a hothead! Darwin award will be issued! 5 LOL lions!!!
concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:26 am
Funny a 5er
GaryO - December 27, 2015, 10:38 pm
luv this'n


She blinded me with science -


TAGS: and im still waiting for my jetpack robot and raygun at least give me a hoverboard
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 5, 2017, 9:46 am

But can you call Scotty to beam you up? No, really, can you?
mizzdizz - July 2, 2017, 4:55 am
My communicator is MUCH cooler than Capt. Kirk's!!!! ^!


Head towards the light... -


TAGS: jet engine fail
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 5, 2017, 10:49 am
At least its the exhaust and not the intake.... ^!


MAVERICK & GOOSE -




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